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Your Finger, You Fool!

Honi Soit La Vache Qui Rit!
When you encounter a daft white anglo man in the wilderness, you can identify his provenance through this simple test: Examine his interactions with wildlife. If he is:

1. Filming it, he is British.
2. Shooting it, he is American.
3. Studying it, he is Canadian.
4. Wrestling it, he is Australian.

See? Simple.

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asakiyume
Dec. 18th, 2013 01:28 pm (UTC)
LOL, sounds legit.
mount_oregano
Dec. 18th, 2013 09:16 pm (UTC)
Yep. The American might then try to cook and eat it.
moon_custafer
Dec. 18th, 2013 09:51 pm (UTC)
What if he's avoiding it?
barry_king
Dec. 18th, 2013 10:05 pm (UTC)
Then he's probably not daft!
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